Reader's Dogs, page 2
Alice
| Owner's Name |
Shelley Wolfson |
| Name |
Alice |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Chihuahua |
| Latin name |
Don't know |
| Age |
10 and a half |
| Description |
Gorgeous |
| Hobbies |
Chasing the postman if she can get hold of him! |
| Best Friend |
Me |
| Likes |
Cheese & Baileys! |
| Dislikes |
Whiskey for some unknown reason! |
| Most annoying habit |
getting down from the bed because she can't get back |
| Favourite food |
Cheese |
| Nicknames |
Gorgeous little girl |
| Special skills |
Cocking her leg up so you can tickle her tummy without too much effort |
| How did we meet? |
She was a rescue dog bought for half a bottle of whiskey when she was 2 and a half |
| Favourite thing |
Me |
| Scared of |
Anything that moves basically but especially plastic bags that blow in the wind! |
| Notes |
She would love Frank to email her if possible. A colleague drewthis hat for me so she could wish all her friends a Merry Xmas! |
Jade
| Owner's Name |
Gisele Lima |
| Name |
Jade |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Chow-Chow |
| Latin name |
Bonitus Canius |
| Age |
07 Months |
| Description |
Fabulous! |
| Hobbies |
Play With me |
| Best Friend |
Nikita |
| Likes |
Food |
| Dislikes |
Bath |
| Most annoying habit |
Slaps |
| Favourite food |
Everything |
| Nicknames |
Shad |
| Special skills |
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| How did we meet? |
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| Favourite thing |
Ball |
| Scared of |
Be alone |
| Notes |
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Monza and Mephisto
| Owner's Name |
Trina |
| Name |
Monza and Mephisto |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Great Dane |
| Latin name |
Biggus Canius Smellioius |
| Age |
7 |
| Description |
Black and big |
| Hobbies |
Sleeping, eating and farting |
| Best Friend |
Saga Basset, Lisa GreatDane and Totte Minature poodle |
| Likes |
Food, sleeping in the sofa, sleeping In the bed. |
| Dislikes |
Water and old ladies |
| Most annoying habit |
Farting (Mephisto) and begging (Monza) |
| Favourite food |
Falukorv, a Swedish sausage |
| Nicknames |
M&M |
| Special skills |
Farting and begging |
| How did we meet? |
We bought them |
| Favourite thing |
The sofa |
| Scared of |
Water and plastic bottles |
| Notes |
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Harry
| Owner's Name |
Carol |
| Name |
Harry |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
You name it he's got a bit of it |
| Latin name |
Houndus skinnius |
| Age |
10 ish |
| Description |
Skinny, black and white, ears like dumbo |
| Hobbies |
Sleeping, destroying tennis balls |
| Best Friend |
the fat dog who lives next door |
| Likes |
Playing, sleeping |
| Dislikes |
Most humans |
| Most annoying habit |
Jumping in the armchair a nano second after youget out of it. |
| Favourite food |
Anything that's been festering in a gutter for atleast a week |
| Nicknames |
Yellow boy, bat ears, pup |
| Special skills |
Stealing footballs from small children |
| How did we meet? |
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| Favourite thing |
Warm knees to sit on |
| Scared of |
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| Notes |
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Bubba
| Owner's Name |
Susan |
| Name |
Bubba |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Pit Bull Mix |
| Latin name |
Biggus Droolus |
| Age |
7ish |
| Description |
Big brown dog |
| Hobbies |
crashing into people with his head |
| Best Friend |
Hope the cat and Nora the dog |
| Likes |
food, playing with other dogs, banannas |
| Dislikes |
going to the vet, baths |
| Most annoying habit |
being a canine speed bump |
| Favourite food |
banannas |
| Nicknames |
Bubbala, Bubbalicious, Hubbala DubbalaBubbala |
| Special skills |
shedding, drooling on command |
| How did we meet? |
from the HumaneSociety |
| Favourite thing |
napping |
| Scared of |
thunder storms, loud noises |
| Notes |
Scared of roommates 2 cats |
Penelope Jane
| Owner's Name |
Diana & Tim |
| Name |
Penelope Jane |
| Type of Animal |
dog |
| Breed |
Lhasa apso (means "hairy barking dog" and she is) |
| Latin name |
Canus hairius |
| Age |
4 |
| Description |
White, adorably sweet face |
| Hobbies |
Tearing the covering off tennis balls |
| Best Friend |
|
| Likes |
herself bestLikes - Sleeping under her humans' chairs, sleeping on their feet at night, guarding them |
| Dislikes |
Being the littlest and youngest dog |
| Most annoying habit |
Challenging Marjorie for spot as Top Girl Dog |
| Favourite food |
very picky eater...would rather have a cheeseburger and fries any day of the week |
| Nicknames |
Penny, The Bad Seed, Pennie Blennie |
| Special skills |
Excellent hearing, can announce approach of the mailman when he's still a block away |
| How did we meet? |
- She'd been brought to our vet by a Good Samaritan after being hit by a truck (still had a tire mark on hind end!)...no one claimed her, so we adopted her. Carried her around in a laundry basket for a month while her broken pelvis healed. She's almost as good as new now, no ill effects. |
| Favourite thing |
Tennis balls without their fuzzy covering, green rubbery shoe toy, pink hedgehog toy |
| Scared of |
Everything unknown |
| Notes |
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Marjorie Marie
| Owner's Name |
Diana & Tim |
| Name |
Marjorie Marie |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Cocker Spaniel |
| Latin name |
Caniner Sofiner |
| Age |
8 |
| Description |
Mostly white with buff spots and freckles, woeful eyes |
| Hobbies |
Doggie sing-alongs, patrolling the yard perimeter |
| Best Friend |
Laurence |
| Likes |
Boola bones, the fleece gingerperson, new floor cushions |
| Dislikes |
Going to the vet, getting groomed |
| Most annoying habit |
Getting muddy right after getting groomed |
| Favourite food |
More of anything, please! |
| Nicknames |
Little Sweetheart, Marjorie Not Too Largerie |
| Special skills |
Following squirrel trails in the yard, ability to climb into the fig tree |
| How did we meet? |
- Adopted her from animal shelter |
| Favourite thing |
Splashing through every puddle in the park |
| Scared of |
Everything unknown |
| Notes |
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Laurence Vincent Willoughby
| Owner's Name |
Diana & Tim |
| Name |
Laurence Vincent Willoughby |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Bearded Collie/Terrier mix |
| Latin name |
Canus arthriticus |
| Age |
11-1/2 |
| Description |
Many shades of brown, a bit of black, shaped like a furry hassock |
| Hobbies |
Rug rumpling, pulling stuffing out of fleece toys |
| Best Friend |
Marjorie |
| Likes |
Tummy rubs, riding in the wagon, doggie sing-alongs |
| Dislikes |
Anyone touching his feet or ears, being alone (without humans nearby) |
| Most annoying habit |
Barking heebie-jeebies |
| Favourite food |
Award brand canned anything |
| Nicknames |
Lauro snore-o, Mr. Wool, Our Baby Wooley Boy |
| Special skills |
Doggie kisses, rolling in smelly things in his younger days |
| How did we meet? |
- Fell in love with him in pet shop window; he fell asleep in my arms when I held him |
| Favourite thing |
Wagon rides to the park |
| Scared of |
Everything unknown |
| Notes |
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Bertie
| Owner's Name |
Keith & Jill |
| Name |
Bertie |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Border Collie |
| Latin name |
Tripus Upus |
| Age |
5 |
| Description |
Affectionate Hound |
| Hobbies |
Barking at anything, Chasing Sticks, Tripping People Up |
| Best Friend |
Jill or anyone who will take him out for a walk |
| Likes |
Walking, Scrounging, Sleeping on the bed when wet and muddy |
| Dislikes |
Baths, The Lead, Being brushed or combed |
| Most annoying habit |
Tripping people up when they go downstairs |
| Favourite food |
Roast Beef/Chicken |
| Nicknames |
Pup Pup |
| Special skills |
Beating you upstairs and getting into bed before you |
| How did we meet? |
Previous collie died and we said no moredogs then 3 weeks later he arrived. |
| Favourite thing |
Killing squeaky toys |
| Scared of |
Brushes and Combs |
| Notes |
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Tess
| Owner's Name |
Andy, Judi, Alex and Nick |
| Name |
Tess |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Golden Retriever |
| Latin name |
dopeius tartus |
| Age |
4.5 |
| Description |
blonde bombshell |
| Hobbies |
staring out of windows, walking, chasing any moving object and sleeping |
| Best Friend |
Max and Zach(a.k.a Podge, guess why!!(two of our cats)) |
| Likes |
soft toys(she has a bedfull!!) |
| Dislikes |
being alone, being groomed, the bath |
| Most annoying habit |
suddenly becoming 'deaf' when off the lead(which led to her being hit by a car(minor injuries unlike Frank's |
| Favourite food |
cat poop |
| Nicknames |
tessie bear, t-bear,the bear of very little brain |
| Special skills |
looks beutiful, even 1st thing in the morning, and sniffing out tissues to rip to shreds! |
| How did we meet? |
we wanted a Golden Retriever puppy |
| Favourite thing |
her soft toys |
| Scared of |
the car, our cat Sam, Bangs(any bangs, thunder, fireworks...) |
| Notes |
she is a P.A.T dog(Pets As Therapy) |
Perry
| Owner's Name |
Julieann and Andy |
| Name |
Perry |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Toy Poodle |
| Latin name |
Spoiltus Rottenus |
| Age |
9 (10 next month) |
| Description |
White Bundle of Fluff |
| Hobbies |
Collecting soft toys |
| Best Friend |
Me, Andy, his Grandma Pat, Amber the Cat |
| Likes |
Doggy Chocs, Chew Sticks, Amber theCat |
| Dislikes |
Being brushed, having a bath |
| Most annoying habit |
Going "WAFF" very loudly for no good reason. |
| Favourite food |
Square foil containers of Cesar dog food andASDA food (which is like Cesar) when we've been to England. Also M&S Roast Chicken when he's minded to eat it. |
| Nicknames |
Lambie Pie |
| Special skills |
Jumping up into my arms; finding a toiletroll tube that has been wrapped up in a large bath towel. |
| How did we meet? |
Got him from Guernsey after we lostour previous Poodle, Dreamer. |
| Favourite thing |
Toy "of the moment" (he has loads of softtoys that he plays with in turn such as Tiger, Multi-Mouse, Foxy, Jacques, Fudge, and Occy the Octopus, to name but a few) |
| Scared of |
Thunder, fireworks, going to the vet |
| Notes |
Although Perry does not ever smell "doggy"he has incredibly smelly paws. Doesn't matter, though, because we love him! <> |
Meg
| Owner's Name |
John and Norma |
| Name |
Meg |
| Type of Animal |
dog |
| Breed |
Border collie (small) |
| Latin name |
Houdus dogus |
| Age |
2 |
| Description |
Black and White |
| Hobbies |
eating, sleeping running round in circles |
| Best Friend |
Just us |
| Likes |
eating, sleeping trying to catch rabbits |
| Dislikes |
thunder and anytning lound, big dogs |
| Most annoying habit |
Sneezing instead of barking |
| Favourite food |
most dog food |
| Nicknames |
Meggie Lou, Meggit, Mystic Meg |
| Special skills |
trying to hurd ducks |
| How did we meet? |
to replace anothr dog, resused form a farm where she had been mistreated |
| Favourite thing |
Bones |
| Scared of |
Thunder anything loud |
| Notes |
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Rambo
| Owner's Name |
Kirsty |
| Name |
Rambo |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Toy Poodle |
| Latin name |
Stupidus Maximus |
| Age |
10 |
| Description |
White, friendly bundle of mischief |
| Hobbies |
Sleeping, stealing socks, car journeys & barking at postmen |
| Best Friend |
Kirsty |
| Likes |
Attention & being petted |
| Dislikes |
Walks in rain & being clipped |
| Most annoying habit |
Barking at the wind |
| Favourite food |
Tomatoes, cucumber |
| Nicknames |
W. T Dickens (what the dickens will he do next) |
| Special skills |
None -too stupid |
| How did we meet? |
We were duped. They saw us coming |
| Favourite thing |
Chew-sticks & socks |
| Scared of |
Being left alone |
| Notes |
Rescued & in need of a home. Came with the daft name & my aunt refuses to call him Rambo, She calls him Bramble. |
Zuzia
| Owner's Name |
John (or, Iwona would say, John and Iwona) |
| Name |
Zuzia |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Sata Cubana de la Calle |
| Latin name |
Spanish is the best that we can do |
| Age |
5 |
| Description |
The Polish vet put her in the books as "dachshund-like", which caused some surprise but not as much distress as John's brother addressing the beast as "hamster". "Short", "round", "friendly" are words that come to mind. |
| Hobbies |
Storing bones and biscuits in surprising places |
| Best Friend |
John |
| Likes |
washing John's face |
| Dislikes |
walking in the rain |
| Most annoying habit |
None, she's beyond criticism |
| Favourite food |
Ham |
| Nicknames |
Zuz, Susie |
| Special skills |
Sleeping on back with all four paws in the air |
| How did we meet? |
It's a long story that begins with a lot of rum, some Cuban divers, a stroll through the old town and the sight of a man holding an adorable puppy ... |
| Favourite thing |
"Africa", a rug we bought in Zimbabwe and on which she spends the best (bone-eating) moments of her life |
| Scared of |
Thunder |
| Notes |
An immigrant from Cuba, she spent six months in a British jail. She has since moved to Poland, where she finds barking in Spanish to be a total waste of tim |
Monty
| Owner's Name |
Jennie & Marcus |
| Name |
Monty |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
German Shepherd |
| Latin name |
I don't know |
| Age |
14 |
| Description |
Very well Army Trained Dogglie |
| Hobbies |
Running around and protecting the House |
| Best Friend |
Molly |
| Likes |
Molly and Authority |
| Dislikes |
Intruders |
| Most annoying habit |
Barking at Cars |
| Favourite food |
Mcvities Digestives |
| Nicknames |
Mont |
| Special skills |
Too many to mention! |
| How did we meet? |
we bought him from a rescue centre in Spalding |
| Favourite thing |
Home |
| Scared of |
Nothing |
| Notes |
None |
Tomos Dalton
| Owner's Name |
Angharad Dalton |
| Name |
Tomos Dalton |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Corgi |
| Latin name |
Fattius Houndus |
| Age |
8/9 |
| Description |
lazy but very loving and cuddly. |
| Hobbies |
Food and sleep. |
| Best Friend |
Jack, my sister's dog. |
| Likes |
food, squeaky toys his lead and being spoilt. |
| Dislikes |
cats and noisy owls, and when Jack is spoilt. |
| Most annoying habit |
licking my trousers when he is on my lap. Ych. |
| Favourite food |
anything that isn't diet food. |
| Nicknames |
Tommy, Tomster |
| Special skills |
stealing the cat food, |
| How did we meet? |
We got burgled and my mother decided she wanted a guard dog from the dogs home. She came back with the Tomster!!!! |
| Favourite thing |
Comic Relief red noses, especially the squeaky ones. Did I mention food? |
| Scared of |
can't think of anything. |
| Notes |
He has lost some weight since this photo was taken. My mother has had a big row from the vet, and he is slowly turning back into a corgi |
Homer
| Owner's Name |
Sue & Mark |
| Name |
Homer |
| Type of Animal |
Dog |
| Breed |
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| Latin name |
Sleepius muchus |
| Age |
5 years |
| Description |
A tricolour sleeping and eating machine |
| Hobbies |
Taking his owners for a walk, eating, sleeping,, eating, eating and sleeping (not necessaraily in that order) |
| Best Friend |
Luke - his 11-month old 'master' |
| Likes |
Food glorious food |
| Dislikes |
no food |
| Most annoying habit |
snoring louder than the rest of us |
| Favourite food |
anything edible (and sometimes non-edible) |
| Nicknames |
"Oi - leave that alone", "NO", |
| Special skills |
Manipulating 11-month old children to give him their food |
| How did we meet? |
He choose us |
| Favourite thing |
Bed |
| Scared of |
Running out of food |
| Notes |
Very sympatetic to Frank, as having traumas of my own in the past. Me and my owners wish Frank a speedy recovery. |
Isa
| Owner's Name |
Margareta & Lennart Andersson |
| Name |
Isa |
| Type of Animal |
Small Dog |
| Breed |
Svensk - Dansk Gårdshund (Translation to English: Swedish - Danish Yarddog) |
| Latin name |
Canis Barkaloticus |
| Age |
4 |
| Description |
Small spotted dog, |
| Hobbies |
To be scratched, sleep, forcing people to throw things and playing football |
| Best Friend |
Any one who gives undivided attention |
| Likes |
Food that people eat, dogtreats |
| Dislikes |
Dogs |
| Most annoying habit |
The sad look on her face when she doesn´t get your attention |
| Favourite food |
Anything but tomatoes and lettuce |
| Nicknames |
Isa grisa, Fisa |
| Special skills |
She´s a really god football player, nice header... |
| How did we meet? |
Just happend... |
| Favourite thing |
The football |
| Scared of |
Snakes |
| Notes |
She´s the best dog in Sweden!! |
Jess
| Owner's Name |
Jen |
| Name |
Jess |
| Type of Animal |
HUGE |
| Breed |
Rottie |
| Latin name |
humungous tartimus |
| Age |
3 |
| Description |
enormous |
| Hobbies |
washing the cats , bouncing about with mates in water |
| Best Friend |
Jerry the cat, and scooby and sacha the rotties |
| Likes |
everything |
| Dislikes |
not being allowed to drive |
| Most annoying habit |
drying herself off on my bed |
| Favourite food |
, everything |
| Nicknames |
jessypuss |
| Special skills |
sleeping upside down |
| How did we meet? |
searched doogs homes until I fell in love ..rspca wouldnt let me adopt any of theirs |
| Favourite thing |
ouncing with mates in water .. baths , showers, drying off on my bed |
| Scared of |
Jerry the cat when hes in a mood |
| Notes |
Jess has a lovely tail dont let anyone tell you they look better |
AUNTIE PRATT
| Owner's Name |
LILLY |
| Name |
AUNTIE PRATT |
| Type of Animal |
MONGREL |
| Breed |
QUARTER SHITSU/QUATER PEKINESE/HALF WOLFHOUND |
| Latin name |
MUTTUS HOXTONIA |
| Age |
CANT REMEMBER / FOUND HER IN A BOMB SHELTER DURING THE WAR |
| Description |
BROWN STRAGGLY HAIR WITH ONE GLASS EYE AND A FALSE BACK LEG |
| Hobbies |
EATING HER OWN SHIT / EATING PIES IN THE BATH |
| Best Friend |
SHES A LONER |
| Likes |
WATCHING RE RUNS OF THE CORONATION - 1952 |
| Dislikes |
HAVING HER FALSE LEG PULLED OFF AND THROWN FOR HER TO "FETCH" |
| Most annoying habit |
PISSING ON THE FLOOR |
| Favourite food |
SHIT |
| Nicknames |
DUFFER / BITCH / ANGEL OF DOOM |
| Special skills |
CAN KNOCK OUT INTRUDERS WITH RANCID DOG BREATH |
| How did we meet? |
WE SAVED HER FROM BEING EATEN DURING THE WAR |
| Favourite thing |
RUINING OTHER PEOPLES HAPINESS |
| Scared of |
LILLYS SWITCH |
| Notes |
PLEASE DONT STROKE HER - SHE IS LIABLE TO BITE AND HER FALSE TEETH MAY FALL
OUT |
Brighton Boy
| Owner's Name |
sam ashcroft |
| Name |
Brighton Boy |
| Type of Animal |
sam ashcroft -Type of Animal -dog |
| Breed |
labrador |
| Latin name |
mackenzie |
| Age |
1 |
| Description |
black |
| Hobbies |
digging up the garden!! |
| Best Friend |
Rielly |
| Likes |
crisps ans newspaper |
| Dislikes |
my nose harness |
| Most annoying habit |
talking |
| Favourite food |
chicken and gravy |
| Nicknames |
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| Special skills |
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| How did we meet? |
best looking on the block |
| Favourite thing |
my big rope |
| Scared of |
cows |
| Notes |
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