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I thought it was only fair to put our two dogs on first so here they are

Ben


Owner's Name David
Name Ben
Type of Animal Dog
Breed Border Collie
Latin name Bigo Hairyous Gitimus
Age Nearly 5
Description A big hairy black and white dog
Hobbies Being a guard dog, barking at things, chasing trains
Best Friend David
Likes Most people
Dislikes Bathtime, not going for a walk
Most annoying habit Jumping up and down like a Tigger when he thinks he going for a walk, Scaring the living daylights out of people having a snooze by barking his head off for no good reason.
Favourite food Anything humans are eating
Nicknames Benjoid, doofus, hairy
Special skills Can pretend there is someone at the door so he can steal food
How did we end up with him? I always wanted a collie, he was 9 months old and his owners were emigrating.
Favourite thing Postman
Scared of Missing out on anything
Notes He is very, very clever in a really stupid sort of way!

George


Owner's Name Hayley
Name George
Type of Animal Dog
Breed English Springer Spaniel
Latin name Stinkius Houndor
Age 2 and a bit
Description Normal liver and white body with finely turned Queen Anne legs
Hobbies Yapping at Frank, jumping, swimming and eating
Best Friend Ben the dog
Likes Ben, Frank, being smelly
Dislikes Bathtime, going out in the car
Most annoying habit Being very, very smelly, snoring
Favourite food Anything (really anything)
Nicknames Albert (old man who snores), Georgie, Stinker
Special skills Can find a tennis ball when there was not one there in the first place.
How did we end up with him? H, always wanted a Springer and Ben liked him.
Favourite thing Ben
Scared of His lead
Notes George is named after George Harrison, who was stabbed the day we got him.

Shady


Owner's Name Joy
Name Shady
Type of Animal Dog
Breed Old English Sheepdog
Latin name Shadius hairius
Age 1
Description Large and Hairy
Hobbies Tormenting the cat
Best Friend Anyone who takes her out for a walk
Likes Rolling in Nasty Stuff
Dislikes Being combed
Most annoying habit Licking your face
Favourite food Anything not in her own bowl
Nicknames Bigdog
Special skills pulling peoples socks off
How did we end up with her? One of life's mysteries!
Favourite thing Dustmen
Scared of Swans
Notes --

Miles



Owner's Name Cheryl
Name Miles
Type of Animal Dog
Breed Crumb Hound* (Collie/Lab/GSD cross)
Latin name houndus smellius
Age 6 (ish)
Description Big, loud, hairy, stupid. His feet smell like digestive biscuits
Hobbies Killing squeaky toys, eating, sleeping
Best Friend Lucky, a pretty blonde Lab
Likes food, toys, running, chasing pigeons, sleeping on the sofa
Dislikes the postman, water, lettuce, anyone wearing reflective clothing
Most annoying habit licking his privates in public
Favourite food
Nicknames milo, miley, poobag, puppy, mama
Special skills *he can smell a crumb from 100 yrds. His sense of smell is very good and as well as food he can sniff out toys, keys and illegal substances
How did we end up with him/her? I looked after him for a friend for a week and, after 3 weeks the friend finally told me that he didn't want him back
Favourite thing food, toys (preferably toys filled with food!)
Scared of Nothing! (except water!)
Notes Generally smart but has no common sense. Won a rosette at his
obedience class, but much prefers ignoring everything I say and doing what he wants instead.

Ben

Owner's Name Janet & Graham
Name Ben
Type of Animal Dog
Breed Heinz 57 (bit of collie, bit of German Shephard, bit of pick 'n' mix)
Latin name Doggius Smellius
Age 8
Description Black, White & Tan
Hobbies barking, going for walks, running after sticks or anything else thrown by mum & dad
Best Friend Mum & Dad
Likes other dogs, other people, going for walks, muddy puddles, food, sprawling out in front of fire
Dislikes being on his own. Being away from mum & dad
Most annoying habit barking when there is a knock at the door or the phone rings
Favourite food Ben will eat anything!!!
Nicknames Benny Boy
Special skills imprinting muddy paws on clean floor/carpet
How did we end up with him/her? rescue dog, came from RSPCA when 10 weeks old.
Favourite thing Sleeping in front of the fire after a long walk
Scared of the cats
Notes Gets on with everybody, but scared of the cats. Loyal and loving but very, very, stupid.

Holly

Owner's Name April and family
Name Holly
Type of Animal Dog
Breed German Shepherd
Latin name Fishus Flyus
Age 5 1/2
Description Very large fuzz-ball dog.
Hobbies Eating and sleeping
Best Friend Wolf
Likes Being Fed
Dislikes Not being fed
Most annoying habit Grumping
Favourite food Anything
Nicknames Hoz Woz, Sister Holly, Holly Wolly
Special skills Blocking doorways
How did we end up with him? Went to breeder for a "look."
Favourite thing Food
Scared of Thunderstorms
Notes Protector of house.

Wolf

Owner's Name April and family
Name Wolf
Type of Animal Dog
Breed German Shepherd
Latin name Dogus Minimus
Age 2 1/2
Description A little skinny dog.
Hobbies Flinging rope bones.
Best Friend Holly
Likes Dog food
Dislikes His food
Most annoying habit Barking his head off at nothing
Favourite food Popcorn
Nicknames Bubba, Little Bubba, Brother Wolf, Mr. Spock
Special skills Frisbee
How did we end up with him? Went to breeder for a "look."
Favourite thing Bikka the cat.
Scared of Nothing much.
Notes Sleeps on the couch all day.

Lizzie

Owner's Name Alison 
Name Lizzie 
Type of Animal Dog 
Breed Greyhound 
Latin name Couch potaticus 
Age
Description Black and white cat masquarading as a Greyhound 
Hobbies Chasing balls, swimming in the pond, eating and sleeping 
Best Friend Bed/Couch 
Likes Bed/Couch 
Dislikes getting out of Bed/couch 
Most annoying habit  
Favourite food raw potatoes, whole loaves of bread - only if no-one is looking! 
Nicknames Stinky, Stinks, Smell, LeeLee, Kitten 
Special skills Can do a funny bark, and hide behind the couch to command 
How did we meet? Contacted the Greyhound Rescue fund and she was brought to us for a test period of a month (that was 5 years ago) 
Favourite thing Bed, a ball and a pigs ear 
Scared of some dogs, puddles 
Notes Lizzie moved to America last year and is loving it 

Mason

Owner's Name Gordon 
Name Mason 
Type of Animal dog 
Breed Yorkshire Terrier 
Latin name smellious smallus 
Age
Description black & tan 
Hobbies chasing his toys all over the house, barking 
Best Friend rosie his partner 
Likes calcium tablets 
Dislikes rosie with puppies 
Most annoying habit farting 
Favourite food everything 
Nicknames mace, mutt, heyyou 
Special skills sneeking his way to rosie when she's on heat 
How did we meet? saw him and had to have him 
Favourite thing whats left of his corn cob toy 
Scared of nothing I can think of 
Notes  

Rolf

Owner's Name Ian & Carolyn 
Name Rolf 
Type of Animal Dog 
Breed German Shepherd 
Latin name Soppy woofius 
Age
Description Big, black & tan, daft 
Hobbies barking at hedgehogs, chewing the kong, eating the catfood 
Best Friend Bailey 
Likes chasing Bailey round the Somme that was our garden 
Dislikes Other dogs 
Most annoying habit chasing other dogs 
Favourite food Sausages 
Nicknames Dolphus, Pooper (don't ask !) 
Special skills catching flying objects 
How did we meet? Our other GSD Bailey needed a friend 
Favourite thing Bailey 
Scared of our cat Pumpkin, 
Notes  

Jaspa

Owner's Name Amy 
Name Jaspa 
Type of Animal dog 
Breed mut 
Latin name humungus barkus 
Age
Description black,tan and cute 
Hobbies disco dancing 
Best Friend me!!!!!!!! 
Likes Trixie (a lot!) 
Dislikes An empty bowl 
Most annoying habit barking to early 
Favourite food anything he can get his paws on 
Nicknames jas perkins and raspa 
Special skills washing the dishes 
How did we meet? rescued 
Favourite thing blue bone 
Scared of spiders and pigeons 
Notes absolutely adorable 

Elvis

Owner's Name Kimberly 
Name Elvis 
Type of Animal Dog 
Breed Jack Russell Terrier 
Latin name Terror Maximus 
Age
Description About12" at the withers, 15 lbs., broken coat, black and white, cute chin whiskers and eyebrows! 
Hobbies Chewing anything that squeaks 
Best Friend Chubs (his brother) 
Likes Riding in my car, visiting Grandma, going on walks to smell everything! 
Dislikes Baths and the vaccuum 
Most annoying habit Farts in his sleep! 
Favourite food Cookies and whatever I'm eating 
Nicknames pookie, punky, Elvee, baby 
Special skills Can give you a high-five 
How did we meet? bought him from my cousin in lew of having children 
Favourite thing being with his mom 
Scared of not much, that's the problem! 
Notes He thinks he is as big as a Great Dane, loves toddlers (they always have food on them to lick off!), and he is the best companion in the world! 

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