Reader's Cats 4
Barney & Daisy
| Owner's Name |
Sarah |
| Name |
Barney & Daisy |
| Type of Animal |
cats |
| Breed |
moggies |
| Latin name |
pain in the butticus |
| Age |
Nearly 10 |
| Description |
Barney - Black and white - VERRRRRRRY handsome and sleek Dasiy - Tortoiseshell and white and a bit of a pudding (middle age spread dont you know) |
| Hobbies |
Eating birds, biscuits, sleeping on mums new sofa |
| Best Friend |
Mum, mum, mum |
| Likes |
Eating sleeping and mum |
| Dislikes |
Almost everyone and everything else |
| Most annoying habit |
Barney - licking his bum in front of visitors Daisy - following her mum everywhere and we mean EVERYWHERE |
| Favourite food |
Kitekat and Go Cat with vegetables |
| Nicknames |
Barney - Handsome, mummys handsome boy Daisy - Fartpants (for obvious reasons - see foodchoice!) |
| Special skills |
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| How did we meet? |
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| Favourite thing |
Socks |
| Scared of |
Nothing! |
| Notes |
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Bodie & Ottie
| Owner's Name |
Christine & Simon Jones |
| Name |
Bodie & Ottie |
| Type of Animal |
Cats |
| Breed |
Persian Crosses |
| Latin name |
|
| Age |
4 |
| Description |
one fat one thin, both fluffy |
| Hobbies |
eating, playing with play tent |
| Best Friend |
Garfield |
| Likes |
drinking soapy water, dancing, sitting on record player |
| Dislikes |
"The Black & White cat" |
| Most annoying habit |
getting into bed |
| Favourite food |
Felix Cod & Plaice, Chicken, "milky squilk" |
| Nicknames |
Bodiechops, Ottspot |
| Special skills |
climbing up legs, hair combing, kissing daddy's beard,hiding in the bed |
| How did we meet? |
friend of daddy's |
| Favourite thing |
bathroom carpet, record player |
| Scared of |
bubbles, Placebo |
| Notes |
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Moodmeister
| Owner's Name |
abawoki |
| Name |
Moodmeister |
| Type of Animal |
Cat |
| Breed |
Semi longhaired common domestic |
| Latin name |
Felinicus unpredictabilinus moodicus |
| Age |
Claims to be 2. Vet reckons 7. |
| Description |
Ginger with yellow eyes |
| Hobbies |
Sneaking into the kitchen |
| Best Friend |
Jabawoki, caramel & Marble |
| Likes |
Sucking quilts & lying on beds |
| Dislikes |
John (He's Jabawoki's other pet human) |
| Most annoying habit |
Drooling on quilts & leaving fur balls in theliving room |
| Favourite food |
Anything that humans have that I can't. Hill's Science. |
| Nicknames |
Mood |
| Special skills |
Highly expert at annoying John! |
| How did we meet? |
I was a Gats Protection League rescue cat from Bramhall & was brought in to keep Caramel company as she wasbereaved. |
| Favourite thing |
Bungee mouse (a toy) |
| Scared of |
Water!!!!! |
| Notes |
Was very antisocial, but now much lesspsychotic! Still doesn't like me. |
Squashy
| Owner's Name |
Paul |
| Name |
Squashy |
| Type of Animal |
Hermaphrodite |
| Breed |
Poor |
| Latin name |
cerebrus dilapidus |
| Age |
getting on a bit |
| Description |
Malleable chocolate half-breed with hit-by-spade face |
| Hobbies |
Confusing vets with idiosyncratic physiognomy, clawing up trouser legs, wriggling under duvets, stranding self on roofs. |
| Best Friend |
anyone sitting down with food. |
| Likes |
Knees and cuddles |
| Dislikes |
Anything confusing, heights, fast-developing situations. |
| Most annoying habit |
Getting confused in the night and tearing round the house looking for the kitchen |
| Favourite food |
Tuna |
| Nicknames |
Baby Blue Eyes, Littl'un |
| Special skills |
None whatsoever, least talented cat I've ever met. Purrs like a distant machine gun |
| How did we meet? |
Cruelty case from Sunderland, in a mess when we got him/her. |
| Favourite thing |
Warm crannies, umbrella plants greenhouses. |
| Scared of |
Whatever manages to register wih his brain |
| Notes |
Commonly terrorised by other cats when on the garage roof... stalked to the edge of the roof, wherupon he flops off and clings on to the guttering with his front paws waiting for rescue.... |
oco
| Owner's Name |
karen |
| Name |
oco |
| Type of Animal |
crazykitty |
| Breed |
orat |
| Latin name |
slinkius mieowness |
| Age |
5 |
| Description |
mall but loud |
| Hobbies |
ever shutting up ,climbing trees anoying poor bagera |
| Best Friend |
epe le pew |
| Likes |
iding in the drawers under the bed,mieowing |
| Dislikes |
agera |
| Most annoying habit |
ieowing constantly |
| Favourite food |
frankfurters,wafer thin turkey |
| Nicknames |
superminky,sand flea,small grey,coco small |
| Special skills |
limbing trees very fast |
| How did we meet? |
the lady who had herhad to move house |
| Favourite thing |
mieowing |
| Scared of |
the girlie and fat boy |
| Notes |
small but potent |
the girlie
| Owner's Name |
norrie |
| Name |
the girlie |
| Type of Animal |
fat ass cat |
| Breed |
alico |
| Latin name |
catticus giganticus |
| Age |
6 |
| Description |
inger and black with a white face and underside and fat |
| Hobbies |
eing cheeky,sleeping in front of the fire |
| Best Friend |
me |
| Likes |
asty cold meats |
| Dislikes |
pepe le pew(merd to you le pew),the milk monster when the fire is not on |
| Most annoying habit |
rying to get between your legs to sleep when you are in bed sleeping |
| Favourite food |
ohhh tasty cold meats |
| Nicknames |
willow,fatombsh,cheeky white faced cat |
| Special skills |
stealing from your plate at the speed of light sitting her back against the wall with her legs open like a slob |
| How did we meet? |
she was in the vets and was going to get put down because her last owner did not want her when she worked her charm |
| Favourite thing |
sleeping in front of the fire |
| Scared of |
nothing she is the top cat in these parts |
| Notes |
much craziness going onher head and much cheekiness too |
Simba & Kai
| Owner's Name |
Daz & Mel |
| Name |
Simba & Kai |
| Type of Animal |
Cats |
| Breed |
Moggy |
| Latin name |
Mogius Nautius |
| Age |
both one and a half years old |
| Description |
Simba - Tortoiseshell, Kai - Black and White Tortie |
| Hobbies |
Fighting, Eating & Wrecking the curtains |
| Best Friend |
Each other |
| Likes |
Simba - Watching football, Kai - Being cuddled |
| Dislikes |
Going to vets |
| Most annoying habit |
Wanting cuddling in the middle of the night |
| Favourite food |
Chicken & Tuna |
| Nicknames |
Thudlud & Princess |
| Special skills |
Opening doors and packets of treats |
| How did we meet? |
From RSPCA |
| Favourite thing |
Scruffy mouse |
| Scared of |
Tin Foil |
| Notes |
Simba & Kai are house cats so just run around wrecking everything, love plants and anywhere they aren't meant to go but wouldn't swap them for the world. |
Scout
| Owner's Name |
Ceri and David |
| Name |
Scout |
| Type of Animal |
Half domestic half feral cat |
| Breed |
Moggy |
| Latin name |
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| Age |
6 |
| Description |
Tortie - with one lucky blonde paw and a very long curly tail. |
| Hobbies |
Waiting next to fridge (see picture), hunting/pouncing, being nosy. |
| Best Friend |
Ceri and David and Oscar who lives close by. |
| Likes |
Getting into bed, between my humans, when it's cold. |
| Dislikes |
Being wet. |
| Most annoying habit |
Getting into bed when she's wet. |
| Favourite food |
Anything - as long as it's meat. |
| Nicknames |
How long have you got? |
| Special skills |
Can sleep for eighteen hours at a stretch. |
| How did we meet? |
- 'Free to a good home' from local barman. |
| Favourite thing |
Catnip filled 'Chinchilla Mouse'. |
| Scared of |
Children/Vets/Vacuum cleaners/Loud noises |
| Notes |
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Blackie and Ruby
| Owner's Name |
Tracy and John |
| Name |
Blackie and Ruby |
| Type of Animal |
Cats |
| Breed |
Mixed up moggies |
| Latin name |
Faticus mogious (Blackie) and Sleekious Queenicat (Ruby) |
| Age |
8 and 5 |
| Description |
One fat black blob and one snooty sleek moggie |
| Hobbies |
Racing around the rooms whilst having their version of the Alamo, although they do take turns on who is on the winning side, long naps on our/their sofa watching our hamster through his cage, climbing washing airers (Ruby only), taking up the computer chair (Blackie) |
| Best Friend |
Anyone with a lap for Blackie, anyone with a brush for Ruby |
| Likes |
Eating our food when we are not looking |
| Dislikes |
Owners who watch their food too well, owners on THEIR sofa |
| Most annoying habit |
Watching us eat |
| Favourite food |
Cheese, Spam, fresh meat pouches, tuna |
| Nicknames |
Blobby cat and Queenie |
| Special skills |
Ability to hear a tuna tin openned at 100 paces (Blackie), highly stealthy removal of food from owners plate whilst distracted (Ruby) |
| How did we meet? |
Cat rescue home |
| Favourite thing |
Any catnip mouse |
| Scared of |
Water, hoover, vet,taking pills |
| Notes |
Both can hide in any light but especially at night. |
Kevin
| Owner's Name |
Jean & Colin |
| Name |
Kevin |
| Type of Animal |
Cat |
| Breed |
Big moggy |
| Latin name |
Caticus Philosopherus |
| Age |
12+ |
| Description |
Big, mostly black with white facial markings and socks. No tail. has a very loud voice. |
| Hobbies |
Sleeping in front of the fire or pinching the best chair in the house. |
| Best Friend |
Jean/Colin |
| Likes |
, sleeping, being too hot, sleeping, |
| Dislikes |
Being disturbed |
| Most annoying habit |
Digging holes in the carpet |
| Favourite food |
Marmite, chicken |
| Nicknames |
Kevster: Kevin the kind, considerate, catholic cat |
| Special skills |
Contortionist |
| How did we meet? |
via the path. labs at a local hospital. He turned up lost and lonely and one of the technicians asked would we like him. |
| Favourite thing |
Our bed! |
| Scared of |
Dogs |
| Notes |
Kevin very kindly allows us to live in this house with him and our other cat, Molly. Sorry, no photo - scanner not working. |
Molly
| Owner's Name |
Jean & Colin |
| Name |
Molly |
| Type of Animal |
Cat |
| Breed |
Bitsa |
| Latin name |
Pussius Cattius |
| Age |
4 last 26th December (2001) |
| Description |
Dainty, black and white. Black tail with tiny tip of white. |
| Hobbies |
Dashing about all over. Hunting, catching flies etc. |
| Best Friend |
That's her secret |
| Likes |
having her tummy stroked. Posing like Marilyn Monroe |
| Dislikes |
being cuddled or carried by humans |
| Most annoying habit |
Plucking the suite to bits. |
| Favourite food |
chicken, ham, marmite |
| Nicknames |
MollyMiggins; MillyMoggins |
| Special skills |
Sleeping wherever it's warmest |
| How did we meet? |
Got her off an aquaintance as a kitten |
| Favourite thing |
Licking the chopping board after I've been cutting meat or chicken up! |
| Scared of |
Crackly carrier bags - runs a mile! |
| Notes |
Molly has the tiniest, sqeakiest voice I ever heard. |
Red Sonia
| Owner's Name |
Julia and Neil |
| Name |
Red Sonia |
| Type of Animal |
Goddess |
| Breed |
Alley Cat |
| Latin name |
Cattus Pickyus |
| Age |
fiveish |
| Description |
blonde bombshell with exciting stripes |
| Hobbies |
Instructing the thumbs to open cans |
| Best Friend |
Julia |
| Likes |
sleeping on Julia's chair |
| Dislikes |
Being removed from Julia's chair |
| Most annoying habit |
None; she'll tell you she's perfect |
| Favourite food |
Not what Julia's serving today |
| Nicknames |
Precious Darling Stinker |
| Special skills |
Knocking on the back door |
| How did we meet? |
She knocked on the back door and we let her in |
| Favourite thing |
Drinking from the tap |
| Scared of |
Nothing |
| Notes |
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Turbo
| Owner's Name |
Andrew |
| Name |
Turbo |
| Type of Animal |
Cat ( Male) |
| Breed |
Moggie |
| Latin name |
Dumus Catius |
| Age |
4 |
| Description |
White & Tabbyish |
| Hobbies |
Staring out of cat flap |
| Best Friend |
Toy Mouse |
| Likes |
Food |
| Dislikes |
Any other cat especially those entering the cat flap |
| Most annoying habit |
Bring in Dead (& half live) Frogs mice and clawing the sofa |
| Favourite food |
Any with out gravy (plus peanuts crisps etc) |
| Nicknames |
Turb, Turbie, oi, Stupid thing |
| Special skills |
opening sealed treat bags and scattering treats every where |
| How did we meet? |
Owner had to move |
| Favourite thing |
Chair |
| Scared of |
any other cat |
| Notes |
will sleep at every opportunity and will sit on the desk next to me actually on the keyboard phone computer mouse just as long as he is near me, but will not come near me when I am on the sofa whatching TV ? |
SweetPea
| Owner's Name |
Dale and Jo |
| Name |
SweetPea |
| Type of Animal |
Small person in dog suit. |
| Breed |
Longcoat chihuahua |
| Latin name |
Caninus Brattus |
| Age |
20 months |
| Description |
Tiny, furry and spoiled uncommonly rotten. |
| Hobbies |
Begging for anything edible. |
| Best Friend |
Mom |
| Likes |
Long runs in the park |
| Dislikes |
Strangers approaching too quickly. |
| Most annoying habit |
Begging for Mom's breakfast, lunch and dinner. |
| Favourite food |
Raw chicken. |
| Nicknames |
Sweetie Pie, Poopsie and Rotten Doggy. |
| Special skills |
Standing up and waving while begging for food. |
| How did we meet? |
She was so cute, we couldn't say no. |
| Favourite thing |
Fuzzy, stuffed skunk twice her size. |
| Scared of |
Strangers. |
| Notes |
She hid a turkey bone somewhere in the apartment a year ago, and we still haven't found it! |
Sam & Dill
| Owner's Name |
Marc |
| Name |
Sam (black and white) & Dill (all black) |
| Type of Animal |
Cats |
| Breed |
Domestic Short hair |
| Latin name |
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| Age |
and 9 months respectively |
| Description |
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| Hobbies |
Wrestling each other |
| Best Friend |
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| Likes |
eating,playing,sleeping, not necessarily in thatorder |
| Dislikes |
being wakened from a slumber |
| Most annoying habit |
scratching furniture |
| Favourite food |
Nutro Complete |
| Nicknames |
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| Special skills |
Sam likes to jump on your shoulder |
| How did we meet? |
I got Sam on my own, from a pet store and I got Dill from a girl who had to get rid of him |
| Favourite thing |
sleeping |
| Scared of |
not much |
| Notes |
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s): Pyscho, Buster, Oliver, Bootsie and Milly
| Owner's Name |
Lisa |
| Name |
s): Pyscho, Buster, Oliver, Bootsie and Milly |
| Type of Animal |
Kitty |
| Breed |
Siamese and Heinz 57! |
| Latin name |
Catus Smellus |
| Age |
s) :12, 11,9,9 and 6 |
| Description |
Psycho is a black 1/2 Siamese, Buster and Bootsieare black and white, Oliver isa tabby and Milly is an one eyed blackmoggy. |
| Hobbies |
Hanging from the fridge door when ham is on offer,sleeping on Lisa'a bed, chasing squirrels and wrestling with oneanother! |
| Best Friend |
Each other and Lisa |
| Likes |
To dream about catching those darn squirrels andlaying around the house in awkward positions.Love to weave in and out ofLisa'a legs when she is trying to come downthe stairs! |
| Dislikes |
De-fleaing and worming. Absolutely hate ourneighbours, because they shoosh us away. |
| Most annoying habit |
:Playing football with the cat litter and fightingwith each other. Oliver likes to jump on Lisa's head when she is sleeping. |
| Favourite food |
Ham, tuna, pilchards and anything we can steal from Lisa'splate! |
| Nicknames |
Ollie, Baby, Girly, Cyclops (When Milly is naughty),furry friends, fuzz faces and bloody cats. |
| Special skills |
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| How did we meet? |
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| Favourite thing |
: Catnip, toy mice, and shredding Lisa's tights. |
| Scared of |
The hoover and strange people. |
| Notes |
Sometimes they get on my nerves, but on the whole ILOVE my kitties |
cat
| Owner's Name |
Fee |
| Name |
cat |
| Type of Animal |
Tabby |
| Breed |
|
| Latin name |
11 |
| Age |
She's a brown tabby that loves to sleep |
| Description |
Sleeping |
| Hobbies |
Me! (And she fancies next doors cat, Magic!) |
| Best Friend |
Sleeping and Eating (Especially tuna) |
| Likes |
Dogs and Gravy! |
| Dislikes |
Jumoing on my feet |
| Most annoying habit |
Tuna |
| Favourite food |
Pussy, Katkins |
| Nicknames |
Back flip |
| Special skills |
She was a stray and no one wanted her! |
| How did we meet? |
Her bed |
| Favourite thing |
Dogs and loud noises |
| Scared of |
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| Notes |
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